The University

Welcome to NSHU, this is what we do. You can browse around to see our various activities or read up on current events in our blog.

The University corpus is composed of many “Professors” of varying topics, all with the interest in gathering for events with esoteric appeal.


This is a special place, for special people. Self-declared nerds have been choosing NSHU to fill their very slim demand for social interaction for literally hundreds of months. Take a look at the storied founding documentation crafted by acclaimed nerdsman, Josephus Baltimortron IV, esq.

Not just anyone can make this place their home.

University Applications

You too can be counted among the prestigous academics of Nerd So Hard University.

Just mail us $200 and you’re in. No Fuss. No Muss. No Essays, because who’s gonna read that mess?

University Accreditation

What? Are you Kidding?

It’s not a real University. Just to be Clear.